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"i remember we did feed the world in december and the news of the world said 'simon wept to feed the world.' they thought i was crying in the video, but i probably had some of john's coke stuck in my eye, haha!" charley "he's got very big feet,
john. possibly
one of the biggest pairs of feet i've seen." "there are no humourists
in this
band. we're all miserable people." "what do you do if a bird
shits on
your car? don't take her out again!" "they [italian fans] get
very excited...it
must be all the espresso." "[the band's name] came
from a film,
a 60's science fiction film called barbarella and there was a
character
in the film called duran duran, in fact an evil sex fiend, just like
nick!" "i like the bit where you
three [ringo,
skippy, and froggie] were dressed up as soldiers, and the bit with
nuclear
war." "he was the only one in
birmingham
who could keep up with [ringo's wasp keyboard] going
deet-deet-deet-deet-deet-deet-deet
tzunda tzdunda tzunda dada dada" "i buy the clothes i buy
because
i like sailor's tops." "we *have* to do
something about
that [black] stage, it's horrible, vile, it's like being in germany!"
"making the first album,
i drank
too much beer and ate too much shepherd's pie. they always wanted to do
vocals after dinner. what a stupid idea! you can't sing after eating."
"[charley] fell out of a
first floor
window during that period [1988]. he didn't hurt himself. he's
made
of rubber." "i met yasmin around
then. i'd seen
a photograph of her, invited her to see indiana jones and went out with
her for two weeks. why two weeks? she wouldn't fuck me. i couldn't
figure
for the life of me why not." "hi, this is [tigger]
from duran
duran, and you know, the milwaukee life centre needs your blood. so
don't
hesitate...just donate!" "if you look at [the back
cover of
satrt] from a long, long, long, long way away, then you might
see
some backwards messages and satanism!" "i like pretentiousness
if it's done
well. i loathe it if it's simply for the sake of it." "actually, i believe fuck
means love.
it's being misused, and it's a good word. we should say it a lot."
"the story of my life is
that people
keep asking me the story of my life." "actually, if you let us
get away,
we'll be about ten minutes. [on when the next album would be out]"
"i have a lot of gay
friends but
my genes aren't made that way, they never were. i like women too much."
"i thought i was going to
have a
chance for a bite of my tuna sandwich there, but it was not to be!"
a
two-parter.
i love these! (tee hee.) "[jealousy is] the most
negative,
destructive, pointless emotion i've ever felt." "hey, don't laugh at our
car." "i'm a bit flashy, but i
can switch
to pensive if you'd like." "i always felt like being
weird,
but i didn't have anyone to be weird with in newcastle." "meeting andy
warhol...cool, great...but
it wasn't like someone giving me a ferrari or anything." "we need something that
sounded original
to us and not relative to anything else, not something that people
could
say they saw on the back of a box of corn flakes." this
one's
a two-parter: "i'm a bit old
fashioned...i don't
believe in marriage." "i eat the strangest
things. i sometimes
just eat bread. just on its own. dried bread. i don't know why. bits of
fruit and bits of biscuit. it makes me feel better if i don't eat the
whole
of things." "we all hate each other.
[on being
asked who's the humourist of the group]" "we just basically get
the same review
every time we make an album, which is (a) 'the worst album ever made'
and
(b) 'why do they still bother?' in fact, i should write to them and
say,
why do you bother?" "hey, i've found some
bondage trousers." "we always react against
things,
and after six years of being a toothpaste band we wanted to be bad
boys,
stick our chins out and be bloody minded. all the lovey-dovey blandness
of the charts makes me want to puke!" here's
another
two-part quote: and
another! "slam your fist down if
you're committed!" "my god, we're committed!
[in response
to above]" another
two-part: "we've got nick, he's the
artistic
one...we've got john, he's the beautiful one...we've got warren, he's
the
weird one...and we've got simon, i'm the fucking scary one!"
"i don't think anyone in
particular
wants to get blown up." "john wears lady's
knickers!" i even have some quotes from the weird one himself, for you warren fans...are there warren fans? j/k!!!! "i've been with my
girlfriend for
eight years now, and i have a stepson. it doesn't mean i don't like
signing
autographs. i love women" "it wasn't very
difficult...to convince
me [to pose naked]." "let the balls start
flying." "no! [when simon came in
too early
live during electric barbarella]" |